by The Cat in the Hat
Flip heads to wear a jersey, black or blue.
Flip tails to pull first and pick coverage, too.
Just grab the disc, or slap it down,
then drop it back, or pass it round.
Back and forth, toss and throw.
Use a backhand, Use a sidearm,
Use a hammer, Use your toe.
Gator grab, or get some air.
Layout to catch it, if you dare.
Hit Super Brad, or Super Drew,
Use strategery and no-looks, too.
Cover Whisper, Coach, or Prefontaine.
Or Fump, or Leo, or Baker 1 9.
Yell "I'm open!" to get the disc.
Or "It's Up!!!", if you're sure.
Yell "Oh... My...GOSH!!!" if you miss.
Or overthrow and maybe "SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!"
Score a point to rest and celebrate!
Give up a point and make the Walk of Shame.
Score five and take a water break.
Flip up again! New game, let's play!